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| | The !:Global Sindhis Network is not currently active and cannot accept new posts | | Great One Liners | Views: 568 | | Aug 28, 2007 5:10 pm | | Great One Liners | # | 
Rajesh Rizwani | | 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first...... Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
Private Reply to Rajesh Rizwani | | Aug 29, 2007 7:21 am | | re: Great One Liners | # | 
Pushpa Moorjani | | Rajesh
Haahahaaa! Lovely!
Thanks for sharing!
:)
PushpaPrivate Reply to Pushpa Moorjani | | Aug 29, 2007 4:01 pm | | re: re: Great One Liners | # | 
RAJAN ADVANI | |
Lines written by husband to (his) wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
******
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
******
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
******
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
hope u smiled,?
Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI | | Sep 03, 2007 2:45 pm | | re: re: re: Great One Liners | # | 
Deepak Hemdev | | It was an Ordinary day & I was doing my work when sumthin suddenly made me think of YOU so I paused for a moment & smiled .... It was no longer an ordinary day.
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan
sooni haveli kala aasman ,
bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shaitan.
BIRTH is the START of life..
BEAUTY is the ART of life..
MYSTRY & RISK are PART of life..
But.. TRUE FRIEND Is HEART of life.
Night doesn't become beautiful with star studded sky or full moon. It
becomes beautiful wen U go 2 sleep & let stars & moon admire ur
innocence.
God allows life 2 b rocky. His challenge is not 2 let the rocks grind u
2 dust, but 2 POLISH u 2 be a BRILLIANT GEM....
STAY PRECIOUS!
REMEMBER :
U may b only one person in the world,
but .. .. .. .. u may also b the world to one person.
MONSOON COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN WINTER COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT PERSON LIKE YOU NEVER COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE GOD NEVER MAKES SAME MISTAKE AGAIN N AGAIN.
Aap humary gully main aaye,thoda sharmaye,thoda gabraye, aur phir jhoor se chilaye,
"lokhand,patre, plastic,khali batlea."
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