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| Sep 10, 2007 12:21 pm |
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re: re: re: re: re: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ... |
| Rajiv Lulla
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I hopt this post is not out of place....just that when I came to know that one of our own has married a Mallu...I just could not resist...
Dear ALL,
I have sent this to all my Mallu friends & others who know them...
Now, I'm waiting for my "brogen bones...."!!!
*Subject:* MALLU'S ACCENT(ULTIMATE)
Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?*
IngumDax*
2) Where did the Malayali study?
*In the ko-liage.*
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?*
He is very bissi. *
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.*
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
*To yearn meney.*
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?*
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.*
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen*
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?*
Yem Bee Yae.*
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.*
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?*
An Oto*
11) Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? *
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.*
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?*
Kerala.
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14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?*
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi*
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? *
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'*
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?*
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where " *
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?*
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. *
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of*
kokanet oil.
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19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of *Benana
Chibbs.*
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of *BROGUN
bones....*
Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla (new win) |
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