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| Nov 05, 2007 11:58 pm |
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Camel jokes |
| klakhiani
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(1) Why did the camels wear tongs at the beach ?
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because she did not want to step on the cigarette butts, soda cans, plastic
cups and bags.
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(2) Why did the camel move to china town ?
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because he was not happy in the old souk.
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(3) Why did the camel stop the car ?
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because she wanted to come out of a traffic jam.
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(4) why did the camel step on the grass ?
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because there was no other place to park.
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(5) A famous poet said "One can cross an ocean without wetting their legs but
can not cross their life without wetting their eyes." It's life. Have a gr8
november. by Nina
(6) Why did the sheikh stop the accounts ?
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because dividing and multiplying was causing him to develop cancer.
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(7) Why did the camel draw down the blinds ?
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because he wanted to undress.
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(8) Why did the camel climb up the hill ?
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because she wished to have a fresh view of the world.
or because she wanted to get to the top.
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(9) Why did the camel drink a cup of water ?
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because disposable cups are popular, and glass or ceramic cups are not. tc
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(10) The camel, the elephant, the zebra meet in a coffee shop. The camel and
the elephant order coffee and cake. The zebra orders coffee only. Why ?
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because the camel and elephant have spare change and the zebra not. tc kamal
(11) Why did the camel refuse the soft drink ?
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because he wants to be a hard-hearted fool.
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(12) Why does the post man ring twice but the milk man only once ?
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because milk is digested better than bills and legal notices.
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(13) Why did the sheikh feel uplifted when he entered the lift ? .
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because the operator was his girl-friend.
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(14) True friends are like morning. You can't have them whole day, but you can
be they'll be there when you wake up today, tommorrow, and for ever. A lovely
good morning. . . . . azurPrivate Reply to klakhiani (new win) |
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