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| Jul 16, 2007 2:18 pm |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] |
| Raj Jhangiani
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>20 SIGNS TO KNOW YOU ARE SINDHI...
>1. The only Sindhi words you know are the bad ones (which you've taught
>to all your friends!)
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>2. If you're still single at the age of 25, your parents throw their
>hands up in the air and proclaim: "it's too late!"
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>3. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, one of the first
>things they ask you is if you've eaten..even if it's midnight!
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>4. When family friends come over, you have ten conversations going on in
>the room at the same time..very loudly. And when they leave, your
>parents make comments such as "did you see what she was wearing?"
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>5. When an invitation states the time as 8.00 pm, you arrive 1-2 hours
>late, in true Sindhi-time fashion.
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>6. You avoid public places when you're with a date, especially if
>there's a chance of you being spotted by another Sindhi person.
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>7. The whole Bhaiband, Amil, Shikarpuri thing is mind-boggling to you!
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>8. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
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>9. If you're a guy, you probably study Business/Economics at University.
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>10. If you're a girl, your main aim is to find a Sindhi guy with Vitamin
>"M" (Money, Mansion and a Mercedes).
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>11. You most likely own a Mercedes, BMW or Lexus....in silver or gold.
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>12. You have relatives in all 4 corners of the globe...some of which you
>never knew existed... and I bet there's still a few out there that
>you're not aware of yet. No worries, you'll probably meet them at the
>next lavish Sindhi wedding.
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>13. Speaking of weddings, it is an embarrassment if there are less than
>600 people at your wedding... which most likely will be held at some
>exotic place like Phuket, Bali, Cambodia, or the ever-popular
>Sindhi-central: Hong Kong.
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>14. You probably eat more Italian/Chinese/Thai food than traditional
>Sindhi cooking (bet ya don't even know what's considered "typical Sindhi
>food!").
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>15. You secretly wonder/hope if you will ever find a Sindhi girl/guy
>that's right for you.
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>16. You celebrate the festivals of all other religions and you know more
>about them than our own Sindhi customs (did you know Sindhi New Year is
>in March?)
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>17. You've never had a tanning salon membership because sindhis are
>supposed to be "fair."
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>18. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
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>19. You're fascinated at how Sindhis around the world are so well
>connected a juicy piece of gossip can reach London, Hong Kong, Jakarta,
>Tenerife, Madrid, Singapore, Mumbai, New York, Lagos, all in a matter of
>hours!
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>20. As much as you like complaining/making fun of Sindhis, at the end of
>the day you're glad you're Sindhi and not Punjabi, Gujarati, Tamil, etc!Private Reply to Raj Jhangiani (new win) |
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