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| Jul 12, 2007 9:26 am |
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re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] |
Rajan Bhavnani
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A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
One of your friends points at you and says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
That\'s Public Relations
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap.
Before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?\" and she goes with him
That's competition eating into your market share
Before you say:"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets
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