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| Jul 04, 2007 11:50 am |
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Marriages are made in Heaven...?? Umm.... |
| Rajiv Lulla
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• Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are the thunders & lightning.
• If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleeps.
• Marriage is grand – and divorce is at least 100 grand. Not that marriage comes cheap either. A son asks his father,”Dad how much it takes to get married?” The father replies, “Don’t know son, I am still paying.” And then there was a husband who lost his credit card but refused to lodge a complaint with the police, because he felt the thief was spending less then his wife.
• Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks & the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. In the third year, they both speak & the neighbours listen.(I know...This is an old one...)
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
• Marriage is when a man & woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.
• Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
• Marriage & love are purely a matter of chemistry. That’s why the husband treats the wife like toxic waste.(Umm..I think so do the ladies..!!)
• Man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished….
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